Funny sayings

Just some random funny things heard around our house recently

1. Me: "Lauren, please pick the trash up off of the floor."
Lauren: "OK Mama"
Me: "Thank you honey"
Lauren: "Your welcome mama. It was my pleasure."

Now where have I heard that before. Does that mean that we go to Chick fil a too much?


2. Lauren: "OKY742 come in. Over."
"OKY742 come in. Over."

Lauren was playing with her walkie talkies pretending to be Poppy who is a HAM Radio operator. She was desperately trying to get Rapper's parents to call her. For those of you who don't know about Rapper, he is her imaginary friend who only come out every once in a while. She says he is a boy with brown hair and his parents names are Mumbo and Jumbo.


3. Lauren: "Mama please don't give me a mohonk. I don't want a mohonk."

I heard this while I was giving Lauren a bath. She really means mohawk but she says mohonk. I know it is terrible of me but I get her to say it over and over just because I think it is funny.


4. Lauren: "I really need to have some candy now before I go to school because it will give me lots of energy to do all of my work. It will make my muscle grow big and strong."

Does she really think I am going to let her eat candy at 7:30 in the morning?